Here is just a small list on the best ways to totally wreck a van. This article is not supposed to encourage people to do this kind of thing and it just up here as a joke so please do not try any of this unless of course you want to die a very painful death.
Blow It Up
This is a good starting point as there are so many ways in which you can actually blow up a van! The good old fashioned TNT has to be the best way to do something like this. The only place that any of this would be legal is under testing conditions in a television program or something like that. Other things you could perhaps use include a grenade, machine gun or even shooting the gas tank.
Why Not Roll It Over
You actually need to be behind the wheel to be doing this which is why it is one of the most dangerous ways to wreck a van. Many films feature vans rolling over, toppling down a hill or something along these lines. The important thing to remember is that most of the time it is a model and when it isn’t the van is designed to be rolled and not hurt the driver in anyway. A normal van would most likely kill the driver if you rolled it over.
Crash It
This has to be the biggest way to destroy a van simply because there are so many van crashes across the world every single day.So many people have died because of this one for the simple reason that you cannot stop a crash from happening, the others do not need to happen. Best left to the professional test dummies.
So there you have it, just a few things you shouldn’t do with your contract hire vans. Commercial vehicle leasing and contract van leasing companies would not be interested in giving you cheaper deals if you are planning to do these things.
You really should not try this at home because “You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off”!”